I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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