Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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