Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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