if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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