I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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