hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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