If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Do you still have your period?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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