Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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