i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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