I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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