Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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