in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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