I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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