I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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