Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I am puke
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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