I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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