New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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