We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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