I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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