I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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