talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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