I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I could make wine with my vomit
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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