He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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