Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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