Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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