i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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