doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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