I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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