Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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