So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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