i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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