you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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