i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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