So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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