WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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