sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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