Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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