Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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