Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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