We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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