Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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