Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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