is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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