I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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