I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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