I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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