its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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