is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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