i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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