just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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