S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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