Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We had sex on a dog bed..
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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