K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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