Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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