No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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