Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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