Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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