I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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