I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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