Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Randomize
