I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
