I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
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