He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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